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Old 18-02-2004, 01:26 PM
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Talking Bumper / Boat stickers!!!

Seen any funny bumper/boat stickers of late?

I've spotted one or two that I thought were funny!.

I got this truck(boat?) for my wife.
I thought it was a damn good trade!!

I live each day with constant fear and danger.
Some days shelets me go fishing!

Anyone else?.....

Save the whales - harpoon a fat chick!

So lets have em! (Breammasters need to stock them for bream boats)

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Old 19-02-2004, 08:31 PM
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my cousin has a Datsun station wagon thats being held together by the bumper stickers

so many funny ones, but i can't remember any
maybe you guys have seen it around - little white datsun that has a heap of trashy fishing and golf stickers ALL over it!!

funny as -sure its gonna cause some accidents on the freeway -people trying to read the stickers and not watching the road

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Old 24-02-2004, 04:01 AM
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haha

Horn broken, watch for finger!
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Old 24-02-2004, 05:27 AM
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I have seen something like this but can't remember it word for word.

Keep honking i'm reloading - hehe

I hate people who honk hey, if someone is really annoying me, head out the window yelling works.
I never ever have honked, except to save this old lady from getting hit. she was walking across the lights and some guy ran a red and she stopped just in time.
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Old 24-02-2004, 06:45 AM
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Seen a guy ridin' a harley & on the back of his shirt said....

"If ya can read this the DohDohDohDohDoh has fallen off"
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Old 24-02-2004, 07:34 AM
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saw a guy who had a gimmick t-shirt and it said,
"I am a Bomb Technician, If you see me running try to keep up"

lol
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Old 24-02-2004, 07:43 PM
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here's a few


0 - 100 in 4.5 minutes

EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

Too many freaks not enough circuses

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen


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Old 24-02-2004, 07:56 PM
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Love that circus one.
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Old 25-02-2004, 12:11 PM
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Wink VEGETARIAN

Old Injun word - means Lousy Fisherman!

Cheers!
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Old 26-02-2004, 04:16 AM
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If its got t#ts or tiyers your gunna have troubble with it..

Fertilize the bush ..doze in a greenie...

If it moves shoot it,,,,, if it dont chop it down ,,,, if its green piss on it.

If you dont have dirt in your beer .. You aint at a real race...

And the best 1............... DIP ME IND HONNEY AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIENS
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