Fish Porn?

Ya gotta love those short quirky radio "news items" designed to grab your attention. This one at lunchtime caught mine:-

Fish biologists in the USA have released findings that Male Sticklebacks at spawning time were stimulated to release MORE sperm when shown film footage of schools of floating fish, than without such stimulus.

The researchers speculate that, the sight of more potential mates stimulates the fish to release more sperm in order to fertilse more eggs and increase the chances of perpetuating ther species".

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You reckon fishing yachtclub leases opens a can a worms - wait till News of this gets out!!!

Will we see this exciting news, spawn a new raft of fishing TV shows & vidoes, "Black Bass does Dallas!"

LCD screen on the bottom of Bream boats with live video feed?

All I can say with any confidence, is that you can rest assured - you WONT see me out there painting sexy fish on the underside of MY boat, but I can't speak for some of the more serious breamers - afterall - this kind of edge MIGHT be the decider in a competition!!

Now - anyone know where I can get hold of a fish stencil of a sexy female Black bream in fishnet stockings, with tight fitting black leather gear, handcuffs & sporting a whip????

I see a new must have fishing acessory market on the horizon!

Cheers!
TPFIC
Tongue Planted Firmly In Cheek!

[Bear]

Next thing you know they will be wearing lures as piercings

I can just imagine a punk Blackie with a orange snap shad piercing.

Does anyone remember those wicked pics of hotties that you could put on your surfboard. I used to have them for my motorbike!!! I reckon the effect they had on my ability to ride, would prolly have the same effect on the fish' ability to hook itself!
I know what i'll be painting the bottom of my boat as when i get it!

Dave

Funny you should mention piercings!



This has gotta be the worlds worst lure caster, talk about a bad hair day!

Some unkind soul suggested THIS might actually be one of my illegitimate children!!!

Hey - I know the 60's were a wild time - but I'm darn sure I'd a remembered having sex with a parrot!!

I think, I now know, where the inspiration for them gold & red river 2 Sea lures came from.

You reckon "it's" a member of a yachtclub bye any chance?

Cheers!

[dantheman]

thats bloody wrong some people make me wonder,
,dan

[fooltothabream]

At least it will never runout of split rings