Bubba's Duck

[BIG PETE]

Bubba took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck
wouldn't eat. The Doctor explained to Bubba that as ducks age their upper
bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult
for the animal to pick up it's food. "What you need to do is gently file the
upper bill down even with the lower bill. But you must be extra careful
because the duck's nostrils are located in the upper bill and if you
file down too far, when the duck takes a drink of water it'll drown."
Bubba goes about his business and about a week later the Doctor runs
into his patient. "Well, how is that duck of yours?" the Doctor inquires.
"He's dead." declared the heartbroken Bubba. "I told you
not to file his upper bill down too far! He took a drink
of water and drowned didn't he?" insisted the Doctor. "No." lamented
Bubba. "I think he was dead before I took him out of the vise."

[bubba]

You know Pete... That could have been true

[BIG PETE]

why doesnt that surprize me mate

[wadey]

haha nice one pete

[Dell]

Pete thats a classic.