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Bubba's Duck
Bubba took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck
wouldn't eat. The Doctor explained to Bubba that as ducks age their upper bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult for the animal to pick up it's food. "What you need to do is gently file the upper bill down even with the lower bill. But you must be extra careful because the duck's nostrils are located in the upper bill and if you file down too far, when the duck takes a drink of water it'll drown." Bubba goes about his business and about a week later the Doctor runs into his patient. "Well, how is that duck of yours?" the Doctor inquires. "He's dead." declared the heartbroken Bubba. "I told you not to file his upper bill down too far! He took a drink of water and drowned didn't he?" insisted the Doctor. "No." lamented Bubba. "I think he was dead before I took him out of the vise."
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You know Pete... That could have been true
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why doesnt that surprize me mate
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haha nice one pete
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Pete thats a classic.
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