Shortest Fairy Tale

[Mark M]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said "No."

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, surfing, drank beer with his mates and went to the footy a lot.

THE END

[Fishtale]

Good One....loved it LOL

[Rono]

That's a good one might show that to the misus

[Dave W]

If only she'd said no............ I'd be surfing and going to the footy, luckily I don't drink beer like a fish.... oops... that should've been ALREADY drink beer and fish