"Cause of two-headed fish still a mystery"

Another Govt funded inquest into another useless area of not so great concern manages to waste possible millions of tax payer $$$...
the link -> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/...till-a-mystery

Gotto love these new style 'big dollar' fundings into issues that come up with no usefull results.

Petrol enquirey - nix
Milk Enquirey - nix (poor ole farmer gets the run around and did their own)
Bread Enquirey - nix
Two headed fish enquirey (no-one did one on the five legged puppy or two headed snake) - nix (as its a naturally occuring phenomina of a genetic abnormality)

But you'll never hear an enquirey on why the pollies are being paid more and more and well above CPI for a cushy job, while the ordinary general public are getting $18p/wk extra...

Anyone smell something off?